skankplissken:
my family almost started a fucking riot because we were playing a trivia game and the answer to ‘what’s scooby doo’s favorite food’ wasn’t ‘scooby snacks’ but ‘pizza’
(Source: rybackrulez, via wellblunttheknives)
slayer-of-the-vampyres:
I decided to make one of these
I’ve never done this before so if it sucks I’m sorry
(via birds-planes-peniscars)
That is … essentially, exactly the way it happened.
(Source: iheartthexfiles, via agent-pond)
*whispers* am i the only person who doesn’t ship eleven and clara
(Source: miecroft, via cathycath)
amoying:
are you ever just snuggle horny? like u dont want to do anything sexual but you just want to kiss and cuddle with someone that you genuinely like and watch movies and stuff
(via trafficking-tardises)
steamedcrab:
so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.
(Source: slothwrestling, via the-barn-rat)
vamp-elanor:
saltnsweet:
carry-on-my-wayward-butt:
faeiouck:
MY SISTER JUFT SHOEWED ME THIS AND I CAN”T STOP FREAKIN ABOUT IT
LIKE THIS GIRL IS A FUCKIN DEMON OR SOMEIHTGN
JUST WATCH IT
I saw it, but I can’t believe it….
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GUY THIS IS WHY RHYTHMIC GYMNASTICS BEING THE BUTT OF EVERY OLYMPICS JOKE IS NOT OKAY. Because this shit is totally normal (though hella impressive) in that neck of the athletic world and IT IS SO GREAT/
(Source: jourdonnais, via the-barn-rat)
holdnoquarter:
Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.
(via the-barn-rat)
shedisenchants:
shedisenchants:
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??

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